Constantly Amazed by the Headlines

Here they are, just to be sure you are enlightened, they are taken from CNN.


1  Embassies face decisions as tensions rise in North Korea
2 Actor Wesley Snipes released from prison
3 U.S. reducing rhetoric that feeds North Korean belligerence
4 Asia-Pacific markets: It could have been worse
5 9 things you shouldn't say to your child
6 No noon meal for kids in debt at middle school
7 What foods cause flatulence?
8 How are dog people and cat people different?
9 The key power players at Farnborough 2012
10 Why there's no messing with Texas
and number eleven
11 What really makes people happy

What do we learn?
1 Embassies make decisions when times are tough.
2 Actors, no matter how ridiculous, are always big stories.
3 The US uses rhetoric when dealing with serious issues - and North Korea is merely belligerent.
4 Things can always be worse.
5 You don't know what to say to your children.
6 Kids always suffer when parents slack off.
7 Somebody out there hasn't heard "beans, beans, the magical fruit."
8 One group likes cats and the other likes dogs. Duh.
9 Farnbourough is an airshow; they have key players.
10 Texas is amazing.
11. Its not WHO makes you happy, but WHAT. Now I got it. Guess I'll scrap that book.